This was inspired by a young man boy in his 20's who STILL had cornrows!! and by a fellow blogger Ms. C. Elise over at this fabulous blog that had me dying with a similar post!
1. I'm not here for these yella boys, (ie: chris brown) I've never appreciated your existence, and probably never will. Just cause you light skinned doesn't mean every woman wants you, doesn't mean you the best thing since sliced bread, and it DEFINITELY doesn't mean you should feel entitled to every woman. I'm not here for you!
2. I'm not here for men boys who are still rocking cornrows beyond the age of 12. That shit ain't cute! please remove those braids promptly cause I don't know what professional job you have with them damn braids in.... being a customer service rep doesn't fit the bill, and it isn't paying ALL the bills on time, in full, with some money left over for savings. *shout out to all the customer service reps though*
3. I'm not here for UGGs in the summer time. The end. and not for the leaning UGGs either. Officially the End.
4. I'm not here for mothers who have their 10 year olds in strollers STILL. I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE FOOLISHNESS! If your child can hop in and out of their stroller, buckle and unbuckle themselves, move the stroller with their feet, drop the back of the stroller down so they can lounge, dip into the stroller basket at the bottom to grab their ipads??? its time for them to WALK.
5. I'm not here for parents who allow their child to
6. I'm not here for bigger women calling themselves thick. No girl, you are not thick. you're FLUFFY! If ya belly hangs over your belt.... you are NOT thick! if your back has "sister" backs.... you are not thick! etc. You're FLUFFY! I have nothing against big girls! I think they are BEAUTIFUL, but PLEASE know your limits.... you're out of your jurisdiction!
7. I'm not here for women who wear unnaturally colored weaves!! the fact that your hair looks like a box of lucky charms ain't cute.
8. I'm not here for foundation masks *makeup people know what I'm talking about* please stop making these MAC girls turn ya ass into a walking halloween spectacle! The End.
9. I'm not here for lace fronts done wrong! with hair lines that look like a straight line. Sis!
10. I'm not here for students who are failing, and I'm not here for freshmen who are failing their 100 classes. Don't waste people's time, your time and the money that the government and/or your parents are giving you to be there, there are others who want to be in school who are serious and would like that space and money that you are wasting. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
11. I'm not here for a lot of things, when they come to mind, I will add them to any post that I publish! so be on the look out! :)
*Have a Blessed, productive, prosperous, I'm not here for that year!*
Shawna*
I had to turn off my gospel music to read this. You had me DYING. LMFAO YES! to all of this. (but i was done when you shouted out the customer service reps, though LOL)
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for the compliment, girl!